The Dukey Radio Show

Foo(d) Fighters

What’s that the sight of? Oh. It’s nothing. Why is Marsha waving at nothing? What’s that? Imaginary friends? Well that’s okay then. Tuning into this week’s Dukey Radio Show will afford you the opportunity to discover just why Marsha is waving to people who don’t exist from the confines of a Burger King. And why then did Sylvia have to spend the week vacuuming salt out of Marsha’s suitcase? And as this week’s show is entitled ‘Foo(d) Fighters’ join the gang as they discuss all other things food related. Live on air the three of them will be sampling banana mayonnaise sandwiches, and our very own Dukey will be forced to contain his horror and the celebration of a certain foodstuff in Kentucky. What time is it? It’s a certain posh o’clock and time to listen to Dukey’s discussion delights. Oh. And Sue’s back. She’s getting down on all fours. So very dirty. 

Hair Omelettes and Mustard Feet

Hair Omelettes. Mustard Feet. It’s all about unlikely, if strange, combinations in this instalment of The Dukey Radio Show. Fresh off the train from a trip to (Not So) Great Yarmouth, Marsha makes some unique observations about her time in this 1970s time warp coastal town. 

Also, hear it for the first time, Sylvia Silversmith’s impression of our own Dukey in “Posh Pit” before she and the man himself big up the very big Whitney of ‘Fat Girl Dancing’ fame. In “Overheard”, Marsha also recounts the banter of two commuters with an inconceivably costly if blade raising hobby. Do you want to hear about Irene’s gastrointestinal tract, well you will and why has she purchased a pair of binoculars?

After the dust has settled, there is one unanswered question in this week’s show. Will anybody ever organise an Abe Lincoln look-a-like competition?

Preview Review & Bath Overflows

With a “Thwack: Ooooh, Master!” and an “I have a dream” and a “The Name is Bond: Faux Bond” and a “You know that robot you built? I definitely would”, Dukey and the gang see us through four recently released films, giving you their take on the trailers. Not only that, feel their relief as they celebrate the return of the beloved slimy lawyer Jimmy McGill aka Saul Goodman. Dukey also unravels his theory about Hollywood being “Anti-Ginger” that’s as convincing as it is disturbing.

In addition, Marsha takes some time to tell you about her trip to Bath. If she liked the city, then why is she ranting so much? Is it anything to do with a man on all fours in her hotel room? And what on earth was he doing there? Find out, in this special edition of The Dukey Radio Show

ILL Crazy

Hack. 

What is that? 

Hack hack. 

Oh it’s the sound of Dukey and the gang horking something up because they’ve all been felled by the winter bug. 

Fear not though, they carry on valiantly. Sylvia gets to grips with the devastating news of a long-term marriage gone bust. Marsha ponders whether in a 40 year marriage, burying the hatchet should take precedence to enable to the burying of each other. In the meantime, in Scintillating Situations, the gang celebrate the swearing at squirrels, Marsha overhears the dietary preferences of Friends of Ellen and in the new segment, ‘The Posh Pit’, discover how Dukey manages to reduce his cab bills by 20%. As if that’s not enough to calm your coughs, find out what is happening with Sue’s beaver, listen in on a dicey poetry evening and get some sound advice from a loo attendant. It’s just a shame that Irene is feeling so poorly.. wait, oh, just a minute… that’s got it.

Dave Barbarossa Interview

Strap in, Dukey Radio Show listeners, and I mean, strap in tight because you are in for one hell of a show. The legendary drummer responsible for the beats powering Adam and the Ants, Bow Wow Wow and Republica, Mr Dave Barbarossa, is actually in the studio. One of the most distinctive forces in skin-bashing, the interview is a rollicking ride from cheese-eating dogs to the one-off that was Malcolm McLaren through the gestation of his latest novel Mudsharks.  His new band Cauldronated, is breaking boundaries and so is this interview. Oh, yeah, and Slutty Sue is polishing something with a bell on it. 

Preview Review - It's all so angry

In the Radio and TV worlds, the hole of film reviews has well and truly been spackled. 

But "The Dukey Radio Radio Show" has noticed a wide crack in critiques and that is preview reviews. 

So join us while we paper over your crack by discussing the trailers for forthcoming films. 

We'll save you oh... at least two minutes and who knows what you could do with those?

The film previews being reviewed are:

Wild

Foxcatcher

American Sniper

Whiplash

Birdman

Testament of Youth

In Trivial Pursuit of Fluffy Highlights

Based on the categories featured in the famous board game Trivial Pursuit - Dukey, Marsha & Sylvia discuss the fluffy highlights of 2014.

Travel, Sport, History, Art & Literature, Entertainment and Science all get a look in.

Discover what really split up The Beatles. 

Test your stamina with sitting room based cycling. 

Marvel at the weaponry of Rock n Roll Dinosaurs. 

Investigate identity via a Turner Prize winning Transvestite. 

Discuss the comforts of a Dog Hotel. 

And make all your problems magically disappear with saffron infused alchemy. 

Dictators' Diets and Sissy Sluts

What’s cooking up in Dukey’s oven this week? You guessed it: food stuffs. In this festive season when all things edible become an obsession bigger than a certain Kardashian’s errrr… bank account, Dukey and the gang will help you make sense of it all by undertaking an extensive analysis of food-related television programmes and examining the diets of two of your favourite dictators. Never fear though, if you’re just too congested with all things comestible, after this week’s Dukey Radio Show, you’ll be clear about the difference between otters and TWINKS, updated on Sissy Sluts, know for sure whether Vera Lynn was ripped off or inspired and find out where Slutty Sue has been. All this and who’s been keeping their pronouns lesbian-friendly. 

Dogs, Donuts & Drag Queens

What’s percolating in the Dukey podcast this week? Well, discussions are decidedly bubbly as Dukey, Marsha and Sylvia take us on a journey through the effects of that popular vegetarian late night staple Beanfeast. Dukey’s car is similarly odiferous while entirely different kinds of beans, those that come in bags, also feature in Scintillating Situations.

Sebastian, that ever so posh older gentleman, reminisces about late 1980s Mad-chester but how do Pez dispensers fit in with that? Dogs, donuts and drag queens, the gang find a way to link them all together until Marsha puts paid to the proceedings with a particular call.

P.S. Oh yeah. And Mooncups.

Ben Wood Interview

Dukey welcomes musician Ben Wood (from Ben Wood & The Bad Ideas) into the studio and they explore film surveys, guilty pleasures in music, meeting a Worm Woman, throwing wobblers onstage, Dukey’s occasional “Gordon Ramsay moments”, how asking for poop scoops can change your life and the tea making abilities of a Sex Pistol.